Skinny Nerd

.nerd on a diet.

fitnessluvr:

artbymoga:

My perfect day.

<3

fitnessluvr:

artbymoga:

My perfect day.

<3

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monsepf2012:

#2cool2sleep
forevercryingbecausemerlin:


siriusly-obsessed:



tonkadora:



awkwardbirds:



rainbowrebecca:



tardistagalong:



mischieftobemanaged:



I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.



This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.



BEM IS OUR KING.



It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
the end.







All hail Bem.



you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

siriusly-obsessed:

tonkadora:

awkwardbirds:

rainbowrebecca:

tardistagalong:

mischieftobemanaged:

I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

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All hail Bem.

you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

(Source: effietrink3t, via murmurousocean)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via exercise-goodvibes)

catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

(Source: ddnjapan, via exercise-goodvibes)

huffingtonpost:

Matt Damon Does Ice Bucket Challenge With Toilet Water For 800 Million Without Clean H2O

Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge.

Find out who Damon challenges here. 

(via opprobre)

elenamorelli:

{ a short step from the sea }
-viareggio, tuscany - april 2014-

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streamy-dream:

Coffee on We Heart It.
my-trainer-tiffany:

My-Trainer-Tiffany’s Health Giveaway!
So, sense there are so many new adventures going on in my life right now and so many updates that I’ve done, I wanted to show my appreciation and throw you guys a nice little giveaway! 
What’s included:
4 Danskin active T-shirt’s- small and medium
1 Danskin active tank- medium 
1 pain NEW Nike spandex shorts- medium
1 pair NEW Nike leggings- medium
1 NEW Nike tank
1 pair Under Armour yoga pants- medium
1 pair women’s Puma shoes size 7.5
1 Green Superfood Amaing Grass powder
1 Protein Smoothie mix
1 yoga, tai chi, and reflexology sets
1 Blender Bottle shaker cup
I will also be adding some other stuff until the giveaway date like the product I use to whiten my teeth, other beauty products, yoga mat/accessories, online training package/ebook/custom fitness/nutrition program and/or some more bottoms. 
Rules:
Follow my blog, of course. I like to think I have a pretty good site, so it’s not asking much of ya ;D 
Re-blogging counts as 1 entry, liking  does not count but you can do so to keep track of it! (Just make sure not to spam with reblogs, because Tumblr will not show me more than 1 at a time)
You do NOT have to be a health or fitness blog! But I do ask that you have something on your page about your health or fitness journey. Because, of course, I am trying to provide tools to help those who are committed to living a healthier lifestyle.That being said, please no pro ana/pro ed blogs though. All recover blogs are welcome to enter though!
Contest is open world wide. I will choose a winner via random number generator on September 30th 
Check out the winner of my last giveaway!

my-trainer-tiffany:

My-Trainer-Tiffany’s Health Giveaway!

So, sense there are so many new adventures going on in my life right now and so many updates that I’ve done, I wanted to show my appreciation and throw you guys a nice little giveaway! 


What’s included:

  • 4 Danskin active T-shirt’s- small and medium
  • 1 Danskin active tank- medium 
  • 1 pain NEW Nike spandex shorts- medium
  • 1 pair NEW Nike leggings- medium
  • 1 NEW Nike tank
  • 1 pair Under Armour yoga pants- medium
  • 1 pair women’s Puma shoes size 7.5
  • 1 Green Superfood Amaing Grass powder
  • 1 Protein Smoothie mix
  • 1 yoga, tai chi, and reflexology sets
  • 1 Blender Bottle shaker cup

I will also be adding some other stuff until the giveaway date like the product I use to whiten my teeth, other beauty products, yoga mat/accessories, online training package/ebook/custom fitness/nutrition program and/or some more bottoms. 

Rules:

  • Follow my blog, of course. I like to think I have a pretty good site, so it’s not asking much of ya ;D 
  • Re-blogging counts as 1 entry, liking  does not count but you can do so to keep track of it! (Just make sure not to spam with reblogs, because Tumblr will not show me more than 1 at a time)
  • You do NOT have to be a health or fitness blog! But I do ask that you have something on your page about your health or fitness journey. Because, of course, I am trying to provide tools to help those who are committed to living a healthier lifestyle.That being said, please no pro ana/pro ed blogs though. All recover blogs are welcome to enter though!
  • Contest is open world wide. I will choose a winner via random number generator on September 30th 

Check out the winner of my last giveaway!

(via my-trainer-tiffany)

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

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“You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.”

—   Unknown  (via ladyofanaturalstate)

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